So my little brother has a girl over and they’re in the basement
all cuddled up on the couch watching Jeepers Creepers, and I went down to get something out of the freezer and as I went back up the stairs I almost said,
“Can I get you kids anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! God love ya.”
but somehow I resisted, and then I laughed at myself out loud in the kitchen.