She did not find that film 'Seven Pounds' very...
stuffmygirlfriendsays: “Seriously, who’d give Woody Harrelson their eyes? He’s just going to suck bongs with them.”
I have bad handwriting and I was filling in a...
stuffmygirlfriendsays: “They won’t be able to read that. They’ll just think some Arab was really angry.”
She tasted Bundaberg Rum for the first time
stuffmygirlfriendsays: “This tastes like it was fermented in a dead pirate’s asshole!”
On her seeming lack of enthusiasm while she...
stuffmygirlfriendsays: “You get enthusiasm, or you get boobs. You don’t get both.”
white girls go from zero to ghetto in ten seconds...
Chuck: I'm at Shoppers and I'm thinking of buying some of that makeup we were looking at the night I kept saying I could have been high on acid.
Della: GOSH?? Dude, I was just there today looking at the awesome eyeshadow sticks...good stuff!
(fifteen minute pause ensues.)
Chuck: fifteen per cent off mothafuckaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Della: say whaaaaaaaaat!
@brain-damage: this is us.
ohwell-ohwell: (484): Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
25 Date Ideas
ohwell-ohwell: pirouettes: littlemissdorkette: 1. Pretend you’ve never met, then loudly try out lame pickup lines in a swanky bar. Act like they worked. 2. Go on a walking journey and every fifteen feet draw a chalk arrow in the direction you’re going. At the end of the trip, leave a big pile of chalk. 3. Create photo evidence suggesting that you went on an adventure that didn’t really...
ohwell-ohwell: (via nathannathannathan) …I clicked it like seventeen times.
Aaron: Dayyumm, taylor gotchooooo.
Me: Taylor. So evil right now. Taylor.
Aaron: Ah great, I thought the Neopets got rid of the dark fairy in their first and last video game.
girls, reblog with your top girl crush.
ohwell-ohwell: staree: poynterlubz: Miley Cyrus. Emma Watson, Hayley Williams Keira Knightley. Amy Adams
yeha, thaey half to under stand their chick is spreading its wings and flying on...– -Alex, drunk, in reference to my parents.