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My old manager who knows me too well.
Michael: Why are you girls all dressed up? What boy are you out to ruin today?
Chuck: I have a boyfriend now.
Michael: What boy are you out to ruin today?
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We were at mucho burrito, and
Me: Michael tried to coax us into the back room after telling us he'd lost 27 pounds. XD
Ben: lolwut?
Me: Michael is the manager there. He's an old friend.
Ben: Why'd he want you guys to go to the back room?
Me: Well, you see Ben, we are birds, and he is a bee...
....*no response*....
Me: Ben, would you like me to tell you about the birds and the bees?
Ben: Yeah.
Me: Well, you see, bees carry pollen, a visible and easy-to-explain form of male sperm, and birds lay eggs, a visible and easy-to-explain version of female eggs.
It's a metaphor about sex and pregnancy.
Got it, pumpkin? : )
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ListenThe Alan Parsons Project - The Raven (Extended...
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what phones do you guys have?
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Who's the cutest ? →
(via likeneelyohara)
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So, this band that my friend's brother is in has a...
Hard Rock, and I think I’ll actually go to this one. Also gives me a legit reason to ask my bartender uncle for an ID.
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Our relationship is a mound of unfinished...
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BRB going to
Grandma’s in Peterborough. If I’m not back by 9 pm, I’m going to have a shitfit.
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WHY WON'T THIS THING PLAY MY GIRL?
ohwell-ohwell: GODDAMN iPOD. Did you get an iPod from your parents?
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“A simple lad who can neither read or write, Brutha is content growing melons for...”
– from the back description of Small Gods by Terry Pratchett.
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