Scarlett Johansson for Vogue US, 2007


YES OKAY

Scarlett Johansson for Vogue US, 2007

YES OKAY

edwardspoonhands:

bonny-notion:

the-milk-eyed-mender:

peanutbutta:

Meet the real life mermaid who swims with jellyfish and can hold her breath under water for up to five minutes

Linden Wolbert travels the world as a full time professional mermaid and uses her custom-made 6ft tail to propel her through the water.

The 32-year-old freediver and model can swim to depths of 115ft and uses her skills to promote ocean conservation and education.

WHAT

how do u go about being a “professional” mermaid

who pays you?

who cares
PROFESSIONAL MERMAID

There’s a bar in Great Falls, Montana that has a water tank behind the bar where women in mermaid tails and shell bikinis swim around and I assume they pay them. So…if you want that job…it does exist.

Most of the intelligence community doesn’t believe he exists, but the ones that do call him The Winter Soldier. He’s a ghost, you’ll never find him.

thekumazone:

thetinynina:

CAN WE TALK ABOUT GOLDEN MOLES

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IT’S A DESERT SAND PANCAKE

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THEY SQUIGGLE THROUGH SAND TO GET AROUND

LIKE THIS

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TOO CUTE

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it’ Diglette!

tastefullyoffensive:

Celebrities Who Look Like Mattresses [walthamstow]

Previously: Hipsterized Celebrities

How the fuck do you even

  • student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
  • uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
  • scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
  • us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.

arielpunchesdemons:

This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE