• Lady on the bus next to me: Tell me again- what are you not going to do in daycare today?
  • Little boy: I will not hit the teacher with a light saber.
  • Lady: And why are you not going to hit her with a light saber?
  • Boy: It is my toy, and my choice, but if I hit her with the light saber, I'm acting like a Sith.
  • Lady: Do you want to be a Sith?
  • Boy: No! I am Obi-Wan!

Today at the Disney Store

  • Woman yelling at her daughter: For God's sake, you are 23 and you DO NOT need a Pooh stuffed animal.
  • Daughter: I want it and I'm buying it.
  • Woman: This is ridiculous.
  • Me: If it makes you feel any better, I'm 19 and I just bought a doll for myself.
  • All the other CMs: Yeah, you're never too old for Disney.
  • And the random guy in line with an entire Vinylmation box: To be honest, these are for me.

radicalfruit:

a-s-d-f-g-h-j-k-l-no:

gorillamunchies:

why does this make me feel mad

Because he’s considered powerful, and she’s considered a whore.

*shots fired*

pr1nceshawn:

Masculine Ways to Do Feminine Things by Dave Mercier.

The Avengers (2012) | Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

nateswinehart:

Being good to each other is so important, guys.

You’re dead if you aim only for kids. Adults are only kids grown up, anyway” - Walt Disney